God Loves Ugly
Ask Away.
Hey, Im just your normal everyday guy. I love art, cars, motorcycles, longboarding, and girls! Feel free to ask me anything I dont bite.... or do i?(:
| *Pollen accidentally enters body* | |
| Immune system: | What the hell is that? |
| Pollen: | Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- |
| Immune system: | OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK |
| Pollen: | What?!? No! We just got lo- |
| Immune system: | OPEN THE FLOODGATES |
| Pollen: | The what? |
| Mucus membranes: | Sir. All the floodgates? |
| Immune system: | ALL OF THEM. |
| Pollen: | Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- |
| [Dramatic music] | |
| Me: | *Sneezes* |
How to break up with someone
| You: | Your ex is attractive. |
| Partner: | Which one? |
| You: | ME. |
| You: | BYEEEE |
